Monday, July 17, 2006

"Yo Blair!"

President Bush's comment at the recent G8 summit has been the subject of headlines today. In an effort to further certify his gangsta, President Bush aka Nino Brown switched to his hood vernacular while conversing with his homeboy Tony. Unbeknownst to Bush, a microphone nearby had not been turned off and captured more thug colloquial that an urban dictionary.

In a matter of minutes we find out the exact gift that Tony Blair sent to President Bush (Bill Cosby Coogi sweaters at half price). We find out that Bush speaks with his mouth full of bread like it's nuffin' and that he could care less about formalities (he get's Prime Minister Blair's attention by shouting, "Yo Blair!") Finally, and this is the part that everyone's reporting, Bush tells Blair that Syria needs to "get Hezbollah to stop doin' this (bombing) shit."

Someone get this dude a Texas Rangers fitted cap, a Jesus piece, and some black and red patent leather Air Jordan's (preferably the number XI).
Read the transcript below:
Bush: And thanks for the sweaters - I know you picked em out yourself...
Blair: Oh yes absolutely - in fact I knitted it!!!
Bush: What about Kofi Annan - he seems alright. I don't like his ceasefire plan. His attitude is basically ceasefire and everything sorts out.... But I think...
Blair: Yeah the only thing I think is really difficult is that we can't stop this without getting international presence agreed. I think what you guys have talked about which is the criticism of the [inaudible word). I am perfectly happy to try and see what the lie of the land is, but you need that done quickly because otherwise it will spiral.
Bush: Yeah I think Condi's [US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice) gonna go soon.
Blair: Well that's all that matters but if you... You see at least it gets it going.
Bush: I agree it's a process...I told her your offer too.
Blair: Well it's only if she needs the ground prepared as it were. If she goes out she HAS to succeed whereas I can just go and...
Bush: You see the irony is what they need to is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit and it's all over...
Blair: Dunno... Syria....
Bush: Why?
Blair: Because I think this is all part of the same thing...
Bush: (with mouth full of bread) Yeah
Blair: Look - what does he think? He thinks if Lebanon turns out fine. If you get a solution in Israel and Palestine. Iraq goes in the right way
Bush: Yeah - he's [indistinct]
Blair: Yeah.... He's had it. That's what all this is about - it's the same with Iran
Bush: I felt like telling Kofi to call, to get on the phone to Assad and make something happen.
Blair: Yeah
Bush: [indistinct] blaming Israel and [indistinct] blaming the Lebanese government....

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