Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Gotta Respect This Man's Game

5 comments:

Solgenique said...

My little 5 year old self was disturbed by this video. He's: Chasing a girl down a dark alley; humping the air and ground talkin' 'bout "you really turn me on" and "my lonely days are gone;" touching her shoulder; blocking her path; tearing his shirt; randomly screaming; and, making her run into dead ends as she tries to get away from him and his hoodlum lookin' pals.

And in response to this she hugs him at the end like he's her knight in shining armour come to her rescue?! I still can't stand this song.

This is having "game?" Does the relentless pursuit tactic work?

Brother Smartness said...

I intend to test this out at the club this weekend so I'll be sure to let you know. If you don't hear from me by Sunday morning, then I was probably arrested.

Solgenique said...

... Break a leg?

Brother Smartness said...

Mine or her's?

I was just going to go yell, "HEEEEYYYYYYY!" at women who ignored my advances. Perhaps snap a finger once or twice as I approach them and then dig deep for the
"YOU KNOCK ME OFF OF MY FEET NOW BABY! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO"

But I'll try to incorporate a swift roundhouse to her kneecap to prove my point if you insist...

Solgenique said...

Hmmm...

If you break hers, you'll certainly be arrested. Lucky for you, the very fact that you're basing your "game" on Michael Jackson will make you lots of friends in the clink!

If it's your leg, I look like a baddie for wishing it.

In either case I'm the black woman bringing the black man down. You know what, I take it back. What I meant to say was: Shammon!